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  |                                 |
  |  Another day, another crash...  |
  |_________________________________|

                              ____________________
                            ,'                    `.
                )  (       /       My, what a       \
             ) (    )     |  beautiful SMELL you've  |
            (   ) ((       \     discovered!!!      /      ,
             ))    ))       `.___________  _______,'      /
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   ________  ))\ | /    _________      /'  ____________/
            ((_ | |_||_ ______     |,'                 |
             \#\\~\//#/__  ___`--._ --                 |    /
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            (  (#\x\##(__)#######)   )                 |  /
            |`._`--|###########-' _,'|                 | /
   ________ |   `--.__________,--'   | ________________|/ .,,
   .,,      |                        |             .,,
       .,,  |                        |       .,,         .,,
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         _________________            ________________
       ,'                 `.        ,'                `.
      /   I can't believe   \      /   Oh, come now!!   \
     |  you crashed us into  |    |  It's not as if you  |
     |  a sewage treatment   |    |  hadn't crashed any  |
      \       plant!        /      \   planes before!   /
       `.______  _________,'        `._____  _________,'
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                                          _______________________
                                        ,'                       `.
                                       /     Well how was I        \
      _______________                 |  supposed to know it was    |
     /               \                |  there, what with is being  |
    |    NEVER in a   |                \     so DARK and all!      /
    |  sewage plant!  |                 `.________  _____________,'
     \____  _________/                           /,'
          `.\             ______         |      /'
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       ~ *Wade!* |  |' /     ~     ~       *Slosh!*
             ~  /  / #/  ~  ))        ~    ~












        _____________________
      ,'                     `.
     /   That plant wouldn't   \
    | have been so damn dark if |        . - - - - - - - -
    |  you hadn't severed that  |       ;                  :
    |  high tension power line  |      :      *Sigh!*       :
    |      two miles back!      |      :                    :
    |                           |      :  I was practicing  :
    |   What were you flying    |      :   to evade radar!  :
     \  so low for anyway???   /        :                  ;
      `._______  ____________,'          ` -, ,- - - - - -
               `.\                         /,'
                 `\     __           __   /'
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                      /_/\  *poke*  /\ \
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                     |    ;----'   ||. / /
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         _________                      _____________
       ,'         `.                  ,'             `.
      /    RADAR    \                /  WELL NEITHER,  \
     |  hasn't been  |              |  I'M ALMOST SURE, |
     |    INVENTED   |              |   HAVE OVERLAND   |
      \    YET!!!   /                \   POWER LINES!  /
       `._____  __,'    __    __      `.____  _______,'
              `.\     ('__`> (((\          /.'
                `\    // >( =)<)))        /'
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         _______________                  ____________
       ,'               `.              ,'            `.
      /   I pray to God   \            /   Well, I AM   \
     |     this isn't      |          | pretty cute when |
      \  sexual tension!  /           |    I'm angry,    |
       `.________  _____,'             \   you know!    /
                 `.\                    `.___  _______,'
                   `\ ((   __     __        /,'
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